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[om_fatale]

Where are you? I should have noticed you by now and there aren't enough people here to lose you in the crowd.

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[om_cyclops]

Not happening.

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Like I said, nothing personal. I just really hate dancing.

[om_fatale]

Has anyone told you that you're no fun?

[om_cyclops]

Constantly.

[om_fatale]

Then I think I'll tell you that you are. Haven't had this much with someone following me around like a lost puppy.

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Your brother says I should hit you with a newspaper.

[om_cyclops]

Following? I don't think this word means what you think it means.

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I wouldn't trust that advice.

[om_fatale]

Like a lost puppy. I don't know. It might suit.

[om_cyclops]

I'm sure I should be offended.

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Have fun at the party.

[om_fatale]

You'll be disappointed about not seeing my outfit.

[om_cyclops]

Your modesty is moving.

[om_fatale]

Don't even try to tell me you wouldn't think so.

[om_cyclops]

Wouldn't think so what?

[om_fatale]

That I was hot.

[om_cyclops]

You're ridiculous. That I know for sure.

[om_fatale]

And you don't like answering me.

[om_cyclops]

No, you just don't like my answers.

[om_fatale]

You always sidestep the subject and answer something else.

[om_cyclops]

What didn't I answer?

[om_fatale]

Would you be disappointed about not seeing my outfit?

[om_cyclops]

That depends on what you're wearing.

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If the answer is 'chicken suit', then yes. I am very disappointed.

[om_fatale]

....no. The answer is not a chicken suit. I do have some taste.

[om_cyclops]

I don't know, then.

[om_fatale]

Why don't you know? It's a pretty simple question.

[om_cyclops]

Because I don't know what your outfit is.

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I need to stop talking to you. Whenever we talk I end up sounding skeezy as fuck.

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So thanks for that.

[om_fatale]

And yet I still keep talking to you. Funny that. ;-)

[Sends outfit.jpg]

[om_cyclops]

You look very nice.

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Despite your questionable taste in friends.

[om_fatale]

Friends who won't come out and dance with me. I won't come to you.

[om_cyclops]

Wouldn't matter if you did. I don't dance.

[om_fatale]

One of these days, I will change that.

[om_cyclops]

The odds of a miracle, though exceptionally small, are not exactly zero.

[om_fatale]

Around here? I would say miracles stand at least an even chance.

[om_cyclops]

I wouldn't get your hopes up.

[om_fatale]

You haven't seen how pushy I can be yet.