2013-01-29

om_chroma: (have i done something wrong)
[personal profile] om_chroma2013-01-29 12:18 am
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[Public] Journal Entry: Simon Bellamy, 01/28/13

My name is Simon.

I'm English.

I turn invisible.

I like Echo & the Bunnymen, Joy Division, New Order, and Siouxsie and the Banshees.

Among others.

I'm new here.
om_chroma: (weird kid)
[personal profile] om_chroma2013-01-29 01:39 am
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[Public] Journal Entry: Simon Bellamy, 01/28/13 [[NOW DELETED]]

[[JOURNAL ENTRY NOW DELETED.]]

ATTENTION XAVIER'S STUDENTS

IN COMPLIANCE WITH INTERNATIONAL GREENGROCER MOLESTATION LAWS, I MUST INFORM YOU I HAVE A DOCUMENTED HISTORY OF COMMITTING SEXUAL ACTS AGAINST FRUITS

ESPECIALLY MELONS

BIG ROUND JUICY MELONS SO RIPE SO SWEET OH FUCK YEAH

JUST LOOK AT THAT SEXUAL PRODUCE

http://www.anthonyiacono.com/files/gimgs/6_23melonfucker2.jpg

PLEASE WASH ALL FRUIT ITEMS CAREFULLY BEFORE INGESTING

AND CHECK FOR SUSPICIOUS STAINS OR UNUSUAL ORIFICES

MELON FUCKERRRRRRRRR

Email to Felix

To: Harrowgate, Felix
From: Maximoff, Pietro
Subject: (no subject)

Remember, dude: we're still here. Don't let some nebulous threat ruin that for you.

-P

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