Text to Simon

[om_northstar]

You didn't tell her about the stables?

Also, I would like to point out just how well-behaved I'm being in not making the obvious crack about Maximoff.

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[om_touchstone]

I thought I did?

And yes, you're being golden. I'm hiding in our room tonight, by the way.

[om_northstar]

...you know, I am not even going to try to find out. I'll meet you up there soon, all right? I'm trying to figure out how deep the lake is.

[om_touchstone]

I...you're... what??

[om_touchstone]

Jean-Paul.

[om_northstar]

I'm using a weight and string, Simon, not hurling myself into the depths of the lake. The giant squid is not impersonating me through texts.

[om_touchstone]

...why are you measuring the depth of the lake?

[om_northstar]

Now that River's here, I thought I might as well start looking for a good place to stash the bodies. I'm certain we can get at least four in here with none the wiser, so long as we weigh them down well.

Or it might just be idle curiosity.

[om_touchstone]

Smartass.

[om_northstar]

You love me for it.

[om_touchstone]

That's beside the point...

[om_northstar]

Yes, yes. I'll bring you food when I head up, all right?

[om_touchstone]

And cake. I saw some on the counter earlier.

[om_northstar]

Actual junk junkfood? God, you are about to head out onto a ledge. But yes, I will bring you cake.

[om_touchstone]

I'm not heading out onto a ledge. I just want cake. Is that too much to ask?

[om_northstar]

You're getting cake hand-delivered to your room by your ridiculously good-looking boyfriend. What more could you ask?

[om_touchstone]

Your ego is the size of Montana.

[om_northstar]

My response to that can involve mention of my heart or my cock. Choose wisely.

[om_touchstone]

I may just lock the door. I might be able to go without cake...

[om_northstar]

I'll assume the window was deliberate oversight. Turn around.