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om_communications2014-06-17 10:07 pm
om_patriot) wrote in om_communications2014-06-17 10:07 pm
Text log between Steve R & Tony
[Very late Tuesday or early morning Wednesday, Tony gets drunk texts]
Steve: HI TONY1
whoops 1
!
i'm drunk. i didn't know i cuould get drunk but i can
Tony: Hello Steve. Why are you drunk and why was I not invited?
Steve: because bigby
i was nervos about coming out so bigby decided we shuld see if we can get drun kbecause we both ahve the same metabolisms
we can
i dont know we should ahve invted you beause i wish you were here
did you know they mak evodka thast tastes like other things
Tony: I did know that, in fact. I will keep your preference in mind.
Steve: my favrite is the one that is spicy and tastes like cinnnamon
I actully like rum with coke better but i have to drink liqour straite fast enough to beat my metabolism so we got thse so itd actually taste good
im on the one that tastes like marsmallos now
trying to type on tis keybord is likewr typing withj a sausagew
a drunk sausage
Tony: You are adorable.
Also when you are sober enough to actually read things (I've been there, not judging).
You let me know if anyone says anything stupid to you.
Like, really stupid not just like not thinking stupid.
Steve: YOU MADE M EBLUSH THROGH THE PHONE HOW?????????????
cures my irsih complection
bibgy is makng fun of me GEEZ tONY
(your adorable too for the record dont say you arnet i know these thnnngs)
ok I will
thanks tony
dont ruin anyones credit
Tony: You tell Bigby I want pictures.
And who said anything about credit?
Their phones just may not work anymore. That's all.
Steve: i will send you one myself
A poorly taken selfie comes through of Steve, grinning with messy hair as he points to his face, which is very red.
SEE ? geez tony
aw your sweet
i would gi ve you a h ug if you were here
i;; hug bigyb instead ok
whatrea you doing? stil workig?
Tony: I am going to print this conversation out for posterity, see if I don't.
And I am not sweet.
Yes. I am still working. I am always working.
Steve: you dnot scare me, stark
eb quiet. you arre sweet. you do lts of sweet thngs i just dnt tell you bcause then youd nevr be sweet again on prnciple
you suold work less excpt you like working so i dont know
we coudl go seee moviews or baseball or something. you cuold bring your tablet so you can amultitassk and stay stll
scienaece documentares
lucrwezia and i kissed at ura birthday party and abunch of othre times
Tony: Congratulations? I'm not sure what that has to do with anything.
Unless you want me to give you a toaster or something.
Steve: i just ddnt tell you befroe. i was going to but then i gt emabrressed
i dont need a toaster
no scongratualtions. shes not intwerested anymore.
told her befre i told you
shew as the frst person i kssed.
Tony: So you're telling me while drunk? Good plan.
Please do not suffocate yourself out of embarrassment tomorrow.
Steve: I fetl bad i ddnt tell you
Tony: Well now I know.
And knowing is half the battle.
Steve: Get out.
are you sure you cant stop woking and say hi
im srewous i'm going to take you to a baseball game.
well eat peantus. ill buy you a coney cyclones hat no one will know
secret trip
Tony: I'm hurt, Captain.
What are you all fired up about baseball for? Nothing happens.
And also you probably shouldn't be making plans while accompanied by Vodka.
Take it from experience.
Steve: what am i captian of?
ITS AMRICAS PASTIME
baseball is samazing. its even better if your at the gaems. trustw me. i lover baseball
and its not bad plans its you and baseball. itws two of my facorite things at thw same itme so it cant be bad
Tony: I'm sure. I think you've had enough to drink, however.
Steve: we ran out so i dont hace a choice.
oh god im so drunk
i wish we invitd you id com see you but i dont thnk i can mke it down
Tony: You can come see me tomorrow, if you haven't drowned yourself or anything.
Steve: ok
im sorry im so drunk. thws is probly rly annoyng
i want to cddle bigby
do u think hill turn ito a wolf ad eat me if i do
Tony: I couldn't begin to guess. Just try and get some water into you.
Steve: Ok
i wll let you wrok
dnt forgt to sleep ok
Tony: Be good or I'll set your alarm for tomorrow morning. Loudly.
Steve: im alwasy good
Tony: I bet. Get some sleep.
Steve: ok swert dreams
Steve: HI TONY1
whoops 1
!
i'm drunk. i didn't know i cuould get drunk but i can
Tony: Hello Steve. Why are you drunk and why was I not invited?
Steve: because bigby
i was nervos about coming out so bigby decided we shuld see if we can get drun kbecause we both ahve the same metabolisms
we can
i dont know we should ahve invted you beause i wish you were here
did you know they mak evodka thast tastes like other things
Tony: I did know that, in fact. I will keep your preference in mind.
Steve: my favrite is the one that is spicy and tastes like cinnnamon
I actully like rum with coke better but i have to drink liqour straite fast enough to beat my metabolism so we got thse so itd actually taste good
im on the one that tastes like marsmallos now
trying to type on tis keybord is likewr typing withj a sausagew
a drunk sausage
Tony: You are adorable.
Also when you are sober enough to actually read things (I've been there, not judging).
You let me know if anyone says anything stupid to you.
Like, really stupid not just like not thinking stupid.
Steve: YOU MADE M EBLUSH THROGH THE PHONE HOW?????????????
cures my irsih complection
bibgy is makng fun of me GEEZ tONY
(your adorable too for the record dont say you arnet i know these thnnngs)
ok I will
thanks tony
dont ruin anyones credit
Tony: You tell Bigby I want pictures.
And who said anything about credit?
Their phones just may not work anymore. That's all.
Steve: i will send you one myself
A poorly taken selfie comes through of Steve, grinning with messy hair as he points to his face, which is very red.
SEE ? geez tony
aw your sweet
i would gi ve you a h ug if you were here
i;; hug bigyb instead ok
whatrea you doing? stil workig?
Tony: I am going to print this conversation out for posterity, see if I don't.
And I am not sweet.
Yes. I am still working. I am always working.
Steve: you dnot scare me, stark
eb quiet. you arre sweet. you do lts of sweet thngs i just dnt tell you bcause then youd nevr be sweet again on prnciple
you suold work less excpt you like working so i dont know
we coudl go seee moviews or baseball or something. you cuold bring your tablet so you can amultitassk and stay stll
scienaece documentares
lucrwezia and i kissed at ura birthday party and abunch of othre times
Tony: Congratulations? I'm not sure what that has to do with anything.
Unless you want me to give you a toaster or something.
Steve: i just ddnt tell you befroe. i was going to but then i gt emabrressed
i dont need a toaster
no scongratualtions. shes not intwerested anymore.
told her befre i told you
shew as the frst person i kssed.
Tony: So you're telling me while drunk? Good plan.
Please do not suffocate yourself out of embarrassment tomorrow.
Steve: I fetl bad i ddnt tell you
Tony: Well now I know.
And knowing is half the battle.
Steve: Get out.
are you sure you cant stop woking and say hi
im srewous i'm going to take you to a baseball game.
well eat peantus. ill buy you a coney cyclones hat no one will know
secret trip
Tony: I'm hurt, Captain.
What are you all fired up about baseball for? Nothing happens.
And also you probably shouldn't be making plans while accompanied by Vodka.
Take it from experience.
Steve: what am i captian of?
ITS AMRICAS PASTIME
baseball is samazing. its even better if your at the gaems. trustw me. i lover baseball
and its not bad plans its you and baseball. itws two of my facorite things at thw same itme so it cant be bad
Tony: I'm sure. I think you've had enough to drink, however.
Steve: we ran out so i dont hace a choice.
oh god im so drunk
i wish we invitd you id com see you but i dont thnk i can mke it down
Tony: You can come see me tomorrow, if you haven't drowned yourself or anything.
Steve: ok
im sorry im so drunk. thws is probly rly annoyng
i want to cddle bigby
do u think hill turn ito a wolf ad eat me if i do
Tony: I couldn't begin to guess. Just try and get some water into you.
Steve: Ok
i wll let you wrok
dnt forgt to sleep ok
Tony: Be good or I'll set your alarm for tomorrow morning. Loudly.
Steve: im alwasy good
Tony: I bet. Get some sleep.
Steve: ok swert dreams
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Okay I just hurt myself laughing. Between ridic cuddly drunk Steve (OF COURSE) and Tony being hilariously amused and/or dry about it I'm just. I CANNOT WITH THESE TWO STOP IT (no don't okay ever).
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