Text to Tony

[om_hawkeye]

Stark. My man. You weird science genius. You up for a challenge?

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Text to Clint

[om_ironman]

Why, what's wrong with yours?

Re: Text to Clint

[om_hawkeye]

Nothing. I love my baby. My baby loves me. I got an amazing relationship with my bow but people keep telling me I need a girl.

Text to Clint

[om_ironman]

And here I was just making a dick joke, that's actually much creepier. Well done.

And also nicely unspecific. What kind of weapon?

Re: Text to Clint

[om_hawkeye]

It's not for me. It's for this new girl. Friend of Phil's by the way. She likes guns and shooting them and she's ho-o-o-o-t. Hey look that talking to text thing you put on my phone made a lot of little dashes when I said that. That's cool. Anyway-

Re: Text to Clint

[om_hawkeye]

-she has this fire power thing where she can make fire, you know what I'm talking about, right, in her hands, and I was thinking. What about a gun that shoots fire bullets or a gun that just shoots fire, or a gun that does...something with fire.

Text to Clint

[om_ironman]

Ookay. Where to even start.

What kind of fire are we talking for your hot girl? Because fire bullets are not really a thing - there are explosive rounds but that's something different.

Flamethrowers have a pretty small maximum range and generally the idea with a gun is not to be close to the target. Also very unspecific.

Your girl isn't a pyro, is she?

Re: Text to Clint

[om_hawkeye]

Uh. In what sense? I mean in the she can make fire in her hands sense yeah I guess she is. But not in the cackling mad like Allerdyce sense. Does that make sense? Ha. Get it?

Text to Clint

[om_ironman]

I did mean more in the setting things on fire and giggling sense, yes, you jokester you.

You want this thing to impress her, right?

Re: Text to Clint

[om_hawkeye]

Well yeah and also to get a double date with Coulsan so I can torment him over his relationship with Ashida. But also the impressing thing.

Text to Clint

[om_ironman]

WHY would you

Nevermind I don't want to know.

So okay. Fire's not that useful as a projectile, but I could probably come up with something only she can shoot.

Re: Text to Clint

[om_hawkeye]

Is that a thing she would like? Run and go find a girl and ask her.

Make sure it's a badass girl.

I'll wait.

Text to Clint

[om_ironman]

You're the one in a goddamn school full of girls and it's your favor. You go ask someone.

Re: Text to Clint

[om_hawkeye]

Are you seriously unwilling to do research on this? Wow. And here I thought you were up to the challenge.

Text to Clint

[om_ironman]

I'm sorry, was that "oh please don't take time out of your busy schedule to make me a one of a kind piece of engineering at no charge so I can try to convince a girl to ignore my personality"?

Re: Text to Clint

[om_hawkeye]

Huh. I figured it would take you like, five minutes, but if you can't do it, I guess you can't do it.

Text to Clint

[om_ironman]

You are not subtle. And I never said I couldn't, just that I need more info if you're commissioning something.

Re: Text to Clint

[om_hawkeye]

Fine fine okay let's go with the whole something only she can fire. You sure you can't like, make bullets she can set on fire or something?

Re: Text to Clint

[om_ironman]

It'd probably mess with the aerodynamics too much. But I can work on a few things.

Re: Text to Clint

[om_hawkeye]

Also I have a few more arrow designs.

Re: Text to Clint

[om_ironman]

Good thing I've got a few spare hours. Send 'em over.

Re: Text to Clint

[om_hawkeye]

Definitely an EMP arrow. And a blunt-tipped arrow. And a bola arrow. And a net arrow. And a sleeping gas arrow. Hold on, let me find my notebook...

Re: Text to Clint

[om_ironman]

Maybe you should just come over.

Re: Text to Clint

[om_hawkeye]

Uhhhh am I allowed to do that? Where are you? Can I take the bus?

Re: Text to Clint

[om_ironman]

I assume you can find Manhattan. I'll send you the address.

Yes, you can take the bus.