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Stark. My man. You weird science genius. You up for a challenge?

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From:

om_ironman

Ooh, flattery AND a challenge. You must want something real nice. Lay it on me.

Edited Date: 2014-09-26 12:00 am (UTC)

From:

om_hawkeye

I need a weapon. A weapon that'll land me a date.

From:

om_ironman

Why, what's wrong with yours?

From:

om_hawkeye

Nothing. I love my baby. My baby loves me. I got an amazing relationship with my bow but people keep telling me I need a girl.

From:

om_ironman

And here I was just making a dick joke, that's actually much creepier. Well done.

And also nicely unspecific. What kind of weapon?

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om_hawkeye

It's not for me. It's for this new girl. Friend of Phil's by the way. She likes guns and shooting them and she's ho-o-o-o-t. Hey look that talking to text thing you put on my phone made a lot of little dashes when I said that. That's cool. Anyway-

From:

om_hawkeye

-she has this fire power thing where she can make fire, you know what I'm talking about, right, in her hands, and I was thinking. What about a gun that shoots fire bullets or a gun that just shoots fire, or a gun that does...something with fire.

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om_ironman

Ookay. Where to even start.

What kind of fire are we talking for your hot girl? Because fire bullets are not really a thing - there are explosive rounds but that's something different.

Flamethrowers have a pretty small maximum range and generally the idea with a gun is not to be close to the target. Also very unspecific.

Your girl isn't a pyro, is she?

From:

om_hawkeye

Uh. In what sense? I mean in the she can make fire in her hands sense yeah I guess she is. But not in the cackling mad like Allerdyce sense. Does that make sense? Ha. Get it?

From:

om_ironman

I did mean more in the setting things on fire and giggling sense, yes, you jokester you.

You want this thing to impress her, right?

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om_hawkeye

Well yeah and also to get a double date with Coulsan so I can torment him over his relationship with Ashida. But also the impressing thing.

From:

om_ironman

WHY would you

Nevermind I don't want to know.

So okay. Fire's not that useful as a projectile, but I could probably come up with something only she can shoot.

From:

om_hawkeye

Is that a thing she would like? Run and go find a girl and ask her.

Make sure it's a badass girl.

I'll wait.

From:

om_ironman

You're the one in a goddamn school full of girls and it's your favor. You go ask someone.

From:

om_hawkeye

Are you seriously unwilling to do research on this? Wow. And here I thought you were up to the challenge.

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om_ironman

I'm sorry, was that "oh please don't take time out of your busy schedule to make me a one of a kind piece of engineering at no charge so I can try to convince a girl to ignore my personality"?