[Public] Journal Entry: Curtis Donovan 25/01/2013

[om_janus]

Seriously, what is up with girls clothes? Here's just a short list of the issues and thoughts I've been encountering as I shop in Melissa form.

• fake pockets. What the fuck is the point of them? 
• barely existent pockets. Like you can't put anything in them without losing it pretty much instantly
• shirts made specifically for girls (allegedly) and yet don't seem to understand the concept of having boobs. Not like mine are huge or anything!!
• if jeans fit your arse perfectly 9 times out of ten they'll be miles too big around the waist. what even?
• bras are evil evil things
• most t-shirts are fine on the rack and basically see through on. like is magically changes as it goes over your head.

Seriously how does shopping and clothes not drive you full-time girls totally crazy? Coz it's been pissing me right off

[Public] Journal Entry: Alex Summers 25/01/13

[om_havok]

Hi. So, this is kind of weird. I'm supposed to introduce myself, I guess, but I'm not really sure what to say or where to start. Name's Alex. Up until a little while ago, I lived in Nebraska, which is even more boring than it sounds. Then my powers manifested and all that stuff on YouTube happened and ... here I am. If you wanna say hi or anything, I'm the blond kid that'll be spending a lot of time in the heavy diving-suit-looking thing. Trust me, it's not my attempt at a fashion statement, or even fashion irony.

Oh, and I should probably mention that I'm Scott's younger brother. Maybe some of you have seen him around. Skinny, grouchy kid. Rolls his eyes a lot, because he thinks people can't tell (but they totally CAN, Scott!).

That's all I got. Night!

Texts to Alex and Lil

[om_cyclops]

To: Alex

Hey, watch out for Salvatore.  He does some telepathic bullshit, and he tried to use it to get one of the girls here to do stuff she didn't want to.  He's a dick.

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To: Lil

So...uh...I have a brother.  And he's here now.  Figured that might be worth sharing.