om_upstartKonbonwa, Xaviers!
I'm given to understand that this is an obligatory sort of thing, but I've had a long day, so I hope you'll forgive me for keeping this brief. I'm Shinobi Shaw, back in New York after spending several informative years abroad. I am sixteen years old, I love fresh seafood, the smell of hydrangeas, long walks on the beach at night, and I'm a Libra. My favorite color is purple. I speak three languages and may have picked up a little-known Shiatsu massage technique in this enchanting little massage parlor in--oh, but that would be telling.
I can't imagine what else could possibly need to go here, so I think I'll call this a wrap. We all know what we're in for, right? Anyone that cares to is welcome to ask me the specifics of my particular genetic idiosyncrasies face-to-face. A boy's got to have a few secrets, after all. It keeps life from growing unbearably bland.
Be seeing you around, I'm sure.