[Public] Journal Entry: Curtis Donovan 25/01/2013

[om_janus]

Seriously, what is up with girls clothes? Here's just a short list of the issues and thoughts I've been encountering as I shop in Melissa form.

• fake pockets. What the fuck is the point of them? 
• barely existent pockets. Like you can't put anything in them without losing it pretty much instantly
• shirts made specifically for girls (allegedly) and yet don't seem to understand the concept of having boobs. Not like mine are huge or anything!!
• if jeans fit your arse perfectly 9 times out of ten they'll be miles too big around the waist. what even?
• bras are evil evil things
• most t-shirts are fine on the rack and basically see through on. like is magically changes as it goes over your head.

Seriously how does shopping and clothes not drive you full-time girls totally crazy? Coz it's been pissing me right off

Comments

[om_surge]

The pocket issues is why men's jeans and I have a love affair. They tend to be narrower around the waist, too - in the right size and cut, anyway. Belts are your friends, anyway.

So you can turn into a girl, huh?

[om_aurora]

I agree entirely, these things are such a problem! I love to shop but sometimes I lose patience because of this. All of this! :(