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[om_omega]

Hey, that job description on the forums - is that the Damon you were talking about? And is the X-Factor thing for real?

[Forum]: X-Factor Investigations Job Posting

[om_incubus]

Who We Are

X-Factor Investigations is a paranormal investigation business started by me, Damon Salvatore. Yes, the rumors you've heard are true. Deal with it and move on.

While the public basically sees X-Factor as a hyped up ghost hunting organization, we do a lot more than that. We look into the supernatural cases that Xavier passes up, whether it has to do with mutants, witchcraft, monster sightings, or hauntings. A lot of mutants are uniquely capable of dealing with things that are, let's be honest, creepy as fuck.

These days, we're finding ourselves with a lot more jobs and a lot less time, so I find myself in need of a few good graduates to lend a hand. Hell, you don't even have to have graduated. What do I care?

Job Description

We're looking for mediums, empaths, telepaths, psychometrists, trackers, and people who can sense the supernatural, whether that's mutants or ghosts. Powers aside, anyone interested in or having knowledge of the arcane or cryptozoology, or people with investigative abilities. Anyone with experience with experimental tech, too. We could use more gadgets. Gadgets are helpful.

Job Requirements

Most of the job requirements are already targeted at this forum. You must be a mutant. You must tolerate mutants. You must be able to keep your mouth shut about X-Factor being run by mutants because most of us are not out and never will be.

• Must be able to at least devote weekends to investigations, which can sometimes last most of the night.


• Must be able to stay calm under pressure.


• Expect long hours of really boring shit only to experience five minutes of your life that you'll never really be able to explain. No, seriously. I had a house try to eat me about six months back.


• Must be able to suck it up and deal with me as a boss.


• Must be able to tolerate nicknames.

How to Apply

If you feel like you're interested and meet the requirements (but let's be honest, I'm desperate or I wouldn't be posting here) then post a reply here or email dsalvatore@xfactorinvestigations.com. An interview is required. Bribes of bourbon are acceptable.

[Forum]: Issue #2

[om_quicksilver]

#2 is live. Check out the new columns, because they're off the chain. More to come next time!

Next issue is gonna be standard after all, so if you have stuff for me, hit me. It'll be sometime before mid-Feb, probably. "Growing Up Mutant" issue will be #4, all serious business, all columns either focused on that topic or on hold for a few weeks. Let me know if you've got something for that one, too.

Also, we need more not-male voices kicking up in here so... help?

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