[Public] Journal Entry: Eileen Harsaw

[om_phantazia]

So. They tell me this is a thing you do on your first day of mutant school.

Mutant school. Isn't that a kick in the ass? I'll spare you the sob-story, but this is a lot more normalcy than I expected in my life after I found out what I could do. Even with the flying kids and the telepaths. Still kind of in shock.

Yup. It's the lack of crazy I find most disorienting.

As for what I do, well, imagine the world and everything in it as interacting waves--light waves, radio waves, microwaves, the electromagnetic fields of all our appliances and gadgets and crap, and the tiny bio-electric pulses of nerves and muscles. That's kind of what I see all the time, except I don't really see it. I'm just ... aware of it in a way that I can't explain without resorting to lame metaphors. And I can control it, too.

So, yeah, if your ringtone pisses me off, you can pretty much kiss it, your cell, and maybe your ability to walk a straight line for a few hours (depending on how bad it is) goodbye.

Nice to meet you. I'm Eileen.

Comments

[om_pyro]

You never know--even the noblest of nobles could swing from their oblige to terrorizing the countryside with very little warning.

Probably more to do with the very limited gene pool, but any excuse for a fire, really.

And come on, everyone loves Def Leppard! All right, then what about Warrant?

[om_phantazia]

What's wrong with a phone that just rings? You know, like a regular damn phone.

... then again, if the bow ties are anything to judge by, I guess your legions of friends and admirers aren't going to be blowing it up with calls, are they? So you're probably safe with whatever.

[om_pyro]

But DEF LEPPARD. How could any situation, let alone a boring old ringtone, not be improved with the addition of Def Leppard? That's nonsensical.

I don't understand what you mean--it's a rather good bow tie. A friend-making bow tie, I'd think.