[Public] Journal Entry: Clint Barton

[om_hawkeye]

i gess this is a thing. im Clint or Hawkeye. i gess im a mutant but still think its just shitty luck that im here. or maybe grate luck. u be the judge. looks like life isnt too bad wut with all the fancy furnitur and never ending food. used to be in a circus so its all new to me. if anyones goin into town tomorow i cud use a lift.

Comments

[om_ironman]

This is because I am a nice person. I don't know what lies the Man in Black has been feeding you.

[om_quicksilver]

Did you give him a Starkphone? This guy needs a Starkphone to talk to, clearly.

[om_ironman]

Of course I did, I'm not a monster. Cobbled together the laptop out of crap I had lying around, though, so I am assuming the keyboard is on the fritz.

[om_hawkeye]

wait u can talk to the phone?

[om_ironman]

...it's a phone. What else do you do with it?

No wait, don't answer that. Yes, you can talk to it. If you want it to answer back it can do that too, but I'll need to do a bit of work on it.

[om_hawkeye]

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[om_hawkeye]

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[om_hawkeye]

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[om_hawkeye]

Hey, I think I go

[om_hawkeye]

Testing, testing, 1, 2?

[om_ironman]

Aw, it's like watching baby's first steps. Adorable. Lemme know if anything needs tweaking.

[om_hawkeye]

Yeah. You're still a ****.

[om_ironman]

Obviously. But I am at least a useful one.

[om_quicksilver]

Foiled by the Stark Phone profanity filter!

[om_hawkeye]

Hell, yes. Phone to journal posting is go. We have lift-off.