Texts between Pietro and Jack, backdated to Sunday

[om_quicksilver]

Pietro saw something interesting at the CLUE party and had to smirk at Jack... Why does Jack tolerate him, again?

Pietro: Here's your morning after text reminder: you are not as sly as you think you are, Harkness.

Jack: Hey! I'm very sly.
Jack: But what was I not ostensibly not sly about?

Pietro: Slow dance. Then disappearance.
Pietro: (Shut up I know I disappeared a lot too, it was the corset's fault.)

Jack: Ah, that. Well, sly to anyone but you I imagine.

Pietro: Yyyeah superspeed helps.
Pietro: So there has been PROGRESS?

Jack: Well, more that you're the only person I told...
Jack: And yes, progress. ;)

Pietro: Harkness, you may flirt with everyone and their grandmother, but you don't DISAPPEAR with them.
Pietro: What KIND of progress? *nosy*

Jack: If I say we've been 'a thing' for a few days now, do I get my sly status back, Superspeed?

Pietro: Only if I was stalking you. Which I am not. So no. Never.
Pietro: GOOD TO KNOW THOUGH when were you gonna say something you jerk?

Jack: After I talk to Curtis

Pietro: Wondered if he knew. But that's definitely a 'right timing necessary' convo. Lemme know how it goes.

Jack: Keeping it quiet for now, will keep you posted.
Jack: So please fail to notice any future covert makeouts until that happens. ;)

Pietro: I can promise to keep quiet, but not noticing is just asking too much. :DDDD

Jack: That's the best offer I'm going to get, isn't it? Fine. How much smirking is on the table?

Pietro: All the (TOTALLY DISCREET) smirking ever, I'm afraid, my friend.

Jack: Figured as much.
Jack: Why do I put up with you again?

Pietro: BC I am an amazing combination of adorable and bad-ass.
Pietro: Like a Digimon.
Pietro: Renamon, to be precise. [attached image]

Jack: ...
Jack: I don't think that's it.