[Public] Journal Entry: Peter Parker

[om_spiderman]

Hi everyone! Newbie here. I was told this was a thing people do, so here I am doing the thing.

I’m Peter Parker. You can also call me Spiderman, but I kinda prefer to keep Spiderman as a ‘when the mask is on only’ kind of thing. I’m trying to maintain some illusion of a secret identity.

Stats next, right?

I’m 15 and I’m from Queens, NY. My mutation affects my physiology, lets me walk on just about any surface, alerts me to danger. The web-shooters are homemade.

So, yeah. Hi.

Comments

[om_padfoot]

Hey there, Sirius Black.

Gotta ask coz I'm been wondering for a while, what's with the skin tight suit? Fetish or just a very out there fashion statement because really you could've gone with anything

[om_patriot]

Be good, Sirius- he's 15.

[om_padfoot]

It was just a question Steve, 15 yr olds hear way worse everyday but don't worry I'll save up all my naughty for you, shall I? ;P

[om_patriot]

Maybe so, but it doesn't make those types of questions inappropriate.

But as long as it keeps you from sexually harassing the minors, Black, by all means.

[om_padfoot]

I wasn't harassing, you make you sound like some sort of predator. I'm not that bad, you know.

[om_padfoot]

on review though, I can see you point an I have apologised. Just so you know.

[om_spiderman]

If there's a contest for weirdest question to ask on someone's first day, you've won.

[om_padfoot]

Eh, it broke the ice didn't it? Feel free not to answer, I didn't actually expect one

[om_spiderman]

Soooo, why did you ask then?

[om_padfoot]

Lack of filter between brain and mouth? Jetlag and a stupid sense of humour?

Take your pick because it's all true.

[om_padfoot]

And, for the record, if you felt at all harassed as Steve suggested that was not my intention and you have my sincerest of apologies.

[om_spiderman]

It was a little weird, yeah. Thanks.