EMAIL TO ARTHUR AND ANGELO

[om_shade]

To: Arthur + Angelo
From: Eames
Subject: Hell hath no fury

If you need refreshments brought by your room to help dull the public shaming send me a text. I figured said offer would need roommate approval, so Arthur dearest, don't whinge. This is a time of need.

And congrats on your good taste, Espinosa. Hope she hasn't throttled you.

-E

Comments

[om_escher]

To: Eames, Angelo
From: Arthur
Subject: Re: Hell hath no fury

So long as no one tries to take a header off the roof or go wandering the halls, I don't care. Seriously.

[om_skin]

To: Eames, Arthur
From: Angelo
Subject: (re:)

It's the lasers I'm worried about, amigo.

I think I'll take you up on that though. Swing by in an hour or so?

[om_shade]

To: Angelo, Arthur
From: Eames
Subject: (re:)

I'll be over with a care package then. If you don't show we'll hope you're snogging on the basketball court. If you continue not to show by dawn we'll start looking for the body. Good luck!

[om_skin]

To: Eames, Arthur
From: Angelo
Subject: (re:)

Thanks ese cuz I'm gonna be needing it. Shit.

[om_shade]

To: Angelo, Arthur
From: Eames
Subject: (re:)

I recommend telling her she's beautiful, groveling, and then hiding behind a reinforced surface.

[om_skin]

To: Eames, Arthur
From: Angelo
Subject: (re:)

How reinforced does a surface gotta be to hide you from lasers you think?