om_vectorFantastic, I've moved to a school where fruit fucking is the hot topic of conversation
Hello, boys and girls. I'm Shaun Mason, 17, from California. Pleased to join the merry band of mutants you've got here.
By the way, we might as well just get this over with. If any of you are particularly touchy, until I've got this thing under control, you can get sick if I touch you. So, don't do that, unless you just really feel it's been too long since you've had the flu or something.