[Public] Journal Entry: Jake Jensen, 01/28/13

[om_backlash]

Hi to you too, Lydia.

And I prefer cantaloupe. Thanks for the advice though.

Comments

[om_panax]

Cantaloupe have seeds too. Safe sex is good sex.

Nice to meet you.

♥ Lydia

[om_backlash]

Oh, I know. I was just clarifying.

Who said anything about unsafe sex anyway? That's just common sense.

[om_panax]

I am relieved that you have already thought of ways to prevent melon seeds from invading your urethra. We can use more common sense around here.

♥ Lydia

[om_backlash]

At least we're not short on sarcasm.

Or a sense of humor.

[om_panax]

It balances things out a little. Sometimes.

♥ Lydia

[om_backlash]

Makes things educational too. Look at everything we're learning about seeds and the urethra.

[om_panax]

... nothing that wasn't obvious before, I'd think, but I'm glad this ended up being a good experience. It could've gone so badly.

♥ Lydia

[om_backlash]

You would think, but that boy from your high school clearly had not a fucking clue. Now everyone here does. You've done a community service.

[om_panax]

You're sweet, Jensen. I'll go to bed feeling accomplished. ♥

[om_backlash]

Oh, good. Everyone needs to feel that way at least once in their life.

And I'll go to bed knowing that a joke I made created a ~*~*Teaching Moment*~*~. It's like a fucked-up episode of The Magic School Bus.