[open journal entry] He is Risen!
Mar. 31st, 2013 06:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Happy Easter, those of you inclined to worship a magical Jewish zombie outcast from thousands of years ago!
I would like to point out that there are no baskets and treats when some people are resurrected - just involuntary bowel release to clean up. This seems grossly unfair.
Some charitable soul left a good six dozen eggs in the kitchens (is that an Easter thing, or just a mutant freak metabolism thing?).
...Shhhh. Be vewwy, vewwy quiet, as I'll be out 'Easter egg hunting' you wascally wabbits in holiday dress. You've been warned. Perhaps invest in a rain poncho?
I would like to point out that there are no baskets and treats when some people are resurrected - just involuntary bowel release to clean up. This seems grossly unfair.
Some charitable soul left a good six dozen eggs in the kitchens (is that an Easter thing, or just a mutant freak metabolism thing?).
...Shhhh. Be vewwy, vewwy quiet, as I'll be out 'Easter egg hunting' you wascally wabbits in holiday dress. You've been warned. Perhaps invest in a rain poncho?