om_shadeEAMES: Hey, got a new roommate tonight. You should swing by. He's underfed and adorable. He likes books and is very quiet.
PIETRO: Ohmigod super cute. How old is he? What's his name?
EAMES: 16. Remus. Hails from my island.
PIETRO: Adorable Britishy roommate, I cannot resist. I will be there in a sec, I smell like punching bag and locker room.
PIETRO: Oh my god if he has a twin called Romulus I am done.
EAMES: Take the 35 seconds to shower and come over--did I say 35? Sorry for slowing you down ;-)
PIETRO: Showers do go faster without you in them, but that doesn't mean I prefer it that way.
PIETRO: Water falls slow.
EAMES: He said he's fine with sleepovers by the way, and turned red when he realized they might be 'sleepovers'. No groping in front of the puppy.
PIETRO: OMFG he's puppy-like too. Okay okay water's finally hot BRT for real omg puppy.