Hey guys! I just got a job waitressing at Red Lentil! They're giving me a set schedule until summer since I'm in school, so I'm there from 4-8 MWF and 10-7 on Sundays. So you guys should come and visit me!
I know some of you find my public image less than appealing, shall we say, however anything I can do to undermine these chimps is good to me! (Of course they do seem to be doing a rather good job themselves!)
Anyway this is a friend of my parents from their political party (UKIP, I can explain their particular brand of evil to any Americans wish me to) and this bullshit really fucks me off.