Text to Tony Stark

[om_agent]

Very thoughtful, Tony. I won't ask how you knew the date. Should I concerned about any surprises?

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Text to Philip

[om_ironman]

I have no idea what you mean and also you're welcome.

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I haven't actually figured out how to wire it to cause amnesia, sorry.

Re: Text to Philip

[om_agent]

On the one hand, that's disappointing. On the other, it might be terrifying.

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Thank you, Tony. I tend to forget about birthdays.

Text to Philip

[om_ironman]

So I should cancel the stripper-in-a-cake?

Re: Text to Philip

[om_agent]

What would I possibly do with a stripper in a cake? And you'd traumatize half the students, I think.

Text to Philip

[om_ironman]

...and?

Re: Text to Philip

[om_agent]

Do you want to explain to Betsy where the stripper came from?

Text to Philip

[om_ironman]

Now that's just cruel.

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Does it still count if I get in the cake?

Re: Text to Philip

[om_agent]

Really, Stark. I didn't think I was your type.

Text to Philip

[om_ironman]

Maybe I just want to feel pretty.

Re: Text to Philip

[om_agent]

Far be it from me to stifle your dreams. You're cleaning it up though.

Text to Philip

[om_ironman]

See now I might have to actually get you a cake.

Re: Text to Philip

[om_agent]

As long as you're not In it.