[Public] Journal Entry: Steve JInks 11/13/2014

[om_clarius]

I'm just repeating what Cal said yesterday about the party on the 21st. I will be stealing the kitchen to make at least some of the food, so anyone who wants to pitch in is more than welcome.

...sorry, Jean-Paul. I will be making the deep-fried hot dogs. You either want to stay out of the kitchen when I'm making them or come in and offer something else.

Comments

[om_quicksilver]

I am both horrified and intrigued by this deep-fried hot dog concept so obviously I need one. Or five.

I'll help though I'm awesome for chopping stuff like DONE in an instant!

[om_clarius]

So what you're saying is that you're on salad duty. Got it.

[om_northstar]

Did you just throw down the gauntlet, Jinks? Do I need to hop the border and come back with moving van full of Wilensky's specials?

[om_clarius]

Moving van? Nah. I'd settle for one, just to see what it tastes like.

[om_mimic]

I was gonna say I'd help with the food btw! And if Pietro's there I'll help all the more quickly too. This will be done in no time.

[om_quicksilver]

AH YEAH DOUBLETEAM SUPERSPEED SOUS CHEFS.

That did require capslock, yes, obviously.

[om_clarius]

God help us all. ;-)

[om_mimic]

Let's be real. Everything about us requires capslock.

[om_clarius]

God help us all. ;-)

[om_mimic]

Stop impugning (oh yeah) your own cooking skills, bro. I'll be the best sous chef you've ever had.

[om_clarius]

Oh, nothing to do with the cooking skills. I'm sure you'll be good. I'm just thinking about what it'll be like with two people who have superspeed trying to wait for something like water to boil.

[om_mimic]

Even waiting for people to finish their sentences is fucking horrible. You'll just have to find more stuff for us to do, keep us busy.

[om_clarius]

Laps around the building it is.

[om_mimic]

Seriously? That all you got?

[om_clarius]

Eventually you'll do everything that doesn't require waiting. And by 'eventually', I mean probably the first three minutes knowing Pietro.

[om_captain]

I'll be observing from a safe distance. I think my talents are best reserved for taste-testing.

[om_clarius]

The food, right?

[om_captain]

Anything you tell me, lover. After all, it's your party. ;)

[om_clarius]

I do have a trump card for when you get too out of hand.

[om_captain]

Do you?

[om_clarius]

You're supposed to be the responsible person at this school, remember?

[om_captain]

The responsible person? The only one? I need a raise.

Not a very impressive trump card, Jersey.

[om_clarius]

And since you are the responsible person, I really should let you have the bedroom to yourself. It's not appropriate, really, me staying with one of the staff.

[om_captain]

Hmm... no, I don't think having you in my bedroom compromises the school's safety.

Can't believe this is the treatment I get for offering to help.

[om_clarius]

For a very different meaning of the word 'help'.