Text to Santo, Backdated to Saturday night 17/01/2015

[om_anole]

Hey man, sorry to do this but my friend's really upset and wants to crash. Do you mind sleeping somewhere else? I'll totally owe you!

Comments

[om_rockslide]

Bow chicka bow wow. Holy crap this voice-to-text is flawless.

[om_anole]

No bow chicka or even just a bow wow. Nothing happening but cheering up a friend. Honest.

[om_rockslide]

Uh-huh. Sure. I believe it, bro. The star on the board says it all.

[om_anole]

The star was to stop you coming in that was all. And since you saw it and didn't come in, clearly did it's job!

Seriously, crying on me is not foreplay. Nothing like that is happening.

[om_rockslide]

Well, if he breaks your heart, I break his wings. Just like, reminding him of that. Through you, I guess, since I don't have his number.

Enjoy yourselves. Oh, and use protection. Gonna find a place to crash. And seriously these Stark phones are amazing. Holy crap it capitalized Stark.

[om_anole]

1) How do you know it's Jay? That's massive assuming there.

2) Why are you threatening Jay? Like seriously.

3) No sex is happening, for the last time.

4) Well, what can I tell you, names tend to have capitals

5) Thanks. We appreciate the space.

[om_rockslide]

I've heard stuff. And somebody's gotta look out for you. And no problem, bro. Crashing now, good night.

[om_anole]

I can look out for me but thanks, like I said I owe you! Night