[open journal entry] SIMON BELLAMY IS A SEX GOD

[om_revenant]

Because my sincerity may have been called into question now and again over the years, I'm sharing my entirely romantic feelings for Simon Bellamy in a very public place.

I NATHAN YOUNG LOVE HIM AND EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW IT

If you hear his name being screamed from the rooftops in a highly passionate, possibly ejaculative way, that would be me.

He's a bit shy, I know it, you know it, his favourite stalking bushes know it. But allow me to show you the Simon I know - as the pure, unadulterated sex god he is. Ladies, put a dish sponge in your panties before viewing, because it's about to get wet and wild down there. Fellahs, start your envy engines now.

Because really, how can you say no to this?



Or... Oh, take me now



You want more, do you? All right, I'm a generous man, and you've got to be mid-pet about now. But I'm keeping the rest of the smut for myself, you perverts.



MINE I SAW HIM FIRST YOU BLOODY ANIMALS

...But you know what, I don't want to give the wrong impression, here. It's not all about the raw, charismatic sex appeal oozing out of those milky pale pores for me. Oh no. I bet none of you lot ever saw him really smile, did you?



Now try and tell me how you could look at that and not melt all over? You know what? I make him smile, hand to God, and there's nothing that does me in better.

I REGRET NOTHING SIMON

YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BEAST

I LOVE YOU AND I'LL PROVE IT

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Comments

[om_nightcrawler]

You are missing the point of what everyone is trying to tell you. Whether everything makes Simon uncomfortable or not, this is still not okay. The point is it does make him uncomfortable and you posted it without his permission. You may have meant well, but if you really cared about him, you would take this post down and you will consider his feelings in the future. Otherwise, we can all only assume that this is a cruel, thoughtless prank.